Adam Sandler Quotes
“I’m an acquired taste. If you don’t like me, acquire some taste.”
“I think we all have a few screws loose. I just happen to have more.”
“If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.”
“If you’re not having a good time, you’re wasting your time.”
“I’ve been crazy since I was little. It’s gotten me through some weird times.”
“You can do anything if you put your mind to it, but you may not be able to do it very well.”
“I’m not proud of everything I’ve done, but I am proud that I haven’t compromised who I am.”
“I’m a workaholic who’s slightly underpaid for it.”
“You never know what’s going to happen tomorrow. Life’s a crazy ride.”
“I’ve always been a funny guy. I didn’t know why. I just knew it made me laugh.”
“You can’t control who walks into your life, but you can control which window you throw them out of.”
“If you’re lucky enough to be different, never change.”
“Comedy is a big part of life. It’s the way I express myself and it’s how I cope with things.”
“Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.”
“I love laughing. It’s the only way to live.”
“I’m just trying to make people laugh. That’s all I’ve ever wanted to do.”
“You can’t always be serious. Sometimes you just have to let loose and have fun.”
“The more you know who you are and what you want, the less you let things upset you.”
“I’m a big kid. I never want to grow up.”
“I’m not ashamed of who I am or what I do.”
“Sometimes you just have to laugh. It’s the best medicine.”
“You’re only as old as the woman you feel.”
“I just want to make people smile and forget their problems for a little while.”
“If you’re going to be a failure, be the best at it.”
“The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.”
“I’m not interested in being taken seriously. I want to make people laugh.”
“Sometimes the best way to deal with problems is to laugh at them.”
“I’m not a role model. I’m just a guy who wants to make people laugh.”
“The secret to comedy is to know that it’s okay to make fun of yourself.”
“I’m just a regular guy who got lucky.”
“Life’s too short to take seriously.”
“The more you laugh, the longer you live.”
“I don’t take myself too seriously. I take my work seriously, but not myself.”
“I’m not trying to be a philosopher. I’m just trying to make people laugh.”
“If you can’t laugh at yourself, then you shouldn’t laugh at anybody else.”
“Laughter is the best medicine. It’s what keeps me going.”
“I don’t care if people don’t like me. I just want to make people laugh.”
“You’re only as young as you feel.”
“I’m just trying to make people forget their problems for a little while.”
“Life is too short to not laugh as much as possible.”
“I don’t care what people think of me. I just want to make them laugh.”
“Comedy is about bringing joy to people’s lives.”
“I’m just a guy who likes to make people laugh.”
“Laughter is the best way to make friends and keep them.”
“If you’re not having a good time, then you’re not doing it right.”
“I’m just trying to make people happy.”
“I’m not a serious person. I’m just a funny guy.”
“The best way to deal with stress is to make fun of it.”
“I don’t take myself too seriously. I’m just here to have a good time.”
“If you’re not laughing, you’re missing out.”
“I’m just a big kid who never grew up.”
“The more you laugh, the happier you are.”
“I’m not trying to be anything other than what I am.”
“I just want to make people smile.”
“If you can’t laugh at yourself, then you need to lighten up.”
“I’m just a regular guy who got lucky.”
“The best way to make people happy is to make them laugh.”
“I’m just a guy who loves to make people smile.”
“I’m not trying to change the world. I’m just trying to make it a better place one laugh at a time.”
“The more you laugh, the longer you live.”
“I’m just a big kid who never grew up.”
“Life’s too short to take seriously.”
“I’m not trying to be a role model. I’m just trying to be myself.”
“The best way to deal with life’s problems is to make fun of them.”
“I’m just a regular guy who likes to make people laugh.”
“The more you laugh, the better you feel.”
“I’m not interested in being famous. I just want to make people happy.”
“Life is too short to not laugh as much as possible.”
“I’m just a funny guy who got lucky.”
“The best way to deal with stress is to make fun of it.”
“I’m not trying to be anyone other than myself.”
“The more you laugh, the more you enjoy life.”
“I’m just a regular guy who likes to make people laugh.”
“The best way to make people happy is to make them laugh.”
“I’m not trying to change the world. I’m just trying to make it a better place one laugh at a time.”
“Life’s too short to take seriously.”
“I’m just a funny guy who got lucky.”
“The more you laugh, the better you feel.”
“I’m not interested in being famous. I just want to make people happy.”
“The best way to deal with life’s problems is to make fun of them.”
“I’m just a regular guy who likes to make people laugh.”
“The more you laugh, the more you enjoy life.”
“I’m not trying to be anyone other than myself.”
“The best way to make people happy is to make them laugh.”
“I’m just a big kid who never grew up.”
“The more you laugh, the longer you live.”
“I’m not trying to change the world. I just want to make it a better place one laugh at a time.”
“Life is too short to not laugh as much as possible.”
“I’m just a guy who likes to make people smile.”
“The best way to deal with stress is to make fun of it.”
“I’m not a serious person. I’m just a funny guy.”
“The more you laugh, the happier you are.”
“I’m not interested in being taken seriously. I want to make people laugh.”
“The best way to deal with life’s problems is to laugh at them.”
“I’m just a regular guy who got lucky.”
“The more you laugh, the better you feel.”
“I’m not trying to be a role model. I’m just trying to be myself.”
“The best way to make people happy is to make them laugh.”
“I’m just a funny guy who never took life too seriously.”
“The more you laugh, the longer you live.”
“If you’re not having a good time, it’s your own fault.”
“I’m just a regular guy who likes to make people laugh.”
“I’m not really into drama. I’m a comedy guy.”
“If you can make someone laugh, it’s a beautiful gift.”
“I just want to make people smile and forget their troubles for a while.”
“I’ve never been good at following the rules.”
“Life is too short to take seriously.”
“If you can laugh at yourself, you’ve got everything.”
“I’m just a big kid at heart.”
“I never really grew up. I just learned how to act in public.”
“Laughter is the best medicine.”
“I’m not trying to change the world. I just want to make people laugh.”
“I’m just a guy who likes to make people happy.”
“I’m not trying to be anything other than myself.”
“You’re only as old as the jokes you tell.”
“I just want to make people forget their problems for a little while.”
“If you’re not laughing, you’re missing out.”
“Comedy is my way of dealing with life’s craziness.”
“I’m just a regular guy who got lucky.”
“You can’t take life too seriously.”
“I’m not trying to be a philosopher. I’m just a comedian.”
“Laughter is the key to happiness.”
“I never wanted to be taken seriously. I just wanted to make people laugh.”
“I just want to make people smile.”
“If you can’t laugh at yourself, then you need to lighten up.”
“Life’s too short to not be having fun.”
“I’m just a regular guy who never grew up.”
“You can’t always control what happens in life, but you can control how you react to it.”
“I’m just trying to bring joy to people’s lives.”
“I’m not trying to be a role model. I’m just trying to be a funny guy.”
“Laughter is what gets us through the tough times.”
“If you’re not laughing, you’re doing something wrong.”
“I just want to make people forget their problems for a little while.”
“Life is too short to not be laughing.”
“I’m just a funny guy who got lucky.”
“If you’re not laughing, you’re missing out on life.”
“I just want to make people smile and forget their troubles for a while.”
“The best way to deal with stress is to make fun of it.”
“I’m just a guy who likes to make people laugh.”
“You’re only as young as the woman you feel.”
“I’m not interested in being taken seriously. I want to make people laugh.”
“Life’s too short to not be laughing every day.”
“If you can make someone laugh, it’s a beautiful gift.”
“I’m just a regular guy who never grew up.”
“The best way to deal with life’s problems is to laugh at them.”
“I’m just trying to bring some joy to people’s lives.”
“If you can’t laugh at yourself, then you need to get a sense of humor.”
“I’m not trying to be anything other than myself.”
“Laughter is the best way to connect with people.”
“I just want to make people smile.”
“If you’re not laughing, you’re not really living.”
“I’m just a guy who loves to make people laugh.”
“Life’s too short to not enjoy every moment.”
“I’m not ashamed of who I am.”
“Laughter is the key to happiness and success.”
“I’m just a regular guy who got lucky.”
“If you can make someone laugh, you can make them feel better.”
“I’m just trying to be myself and make people happy.”
“Life’s too short to not be having fun.”
“I just want to make people forget their worries for a little while.”
“If you can’t laugh at yourself, then you need to relax.”
“I’m not trying to change the world. I’m just trying to make it a little bit brighter.”
“Laughter is the best way to deal with life’s challenges.”
“I’m just a funny guy who never took life too seriously.”
“Life’s too short to not be happy every day.”
“I just want to make people laugh and forget their problems for a while.”
“If you can make someone laugh, you can make their day.”
“I’m not interested in being famous. I just want to make people happy.”
“Life’s too short to not be yourself.”
“I’m just a regular guy who likes to make people smile.”
“Laughter is the best medicine, and I’m a prescription.”
“I’m just trying to make people forget their troubles for a while.”
“If you can’t laugh at yourself, then you need to loosen up.”
“I’m just a funny guy who got lucky with a microphone.”
“Life’s too short to take too seriously.”
“I’m just trying to make people smile.”
“If you’re not laughing, you’re not really living.”
“I’m not trying to change the world, just make it a better place one laugh at a time.”
“Laughter is the key to enjoying life.”
“I’m just a guy who loves to make people happy.”
“Life’s too short to not be yourself.”
“I’m just trying to be funny and make people laugh.”
“If you can’t laugh at yourself, then you need to take a step back.”
“I’m not interested in being serious all the time.”
“Life’s too short to not enjoy every moment.”
“I just want to make people smile and forget their problems.”
“If you can make someone laugh, you can make them feel better.”
“I’m just a regular guy who likes to make people laugh.”
“Laughter is the best way to deal with stress.”
“I’m not trying to change the world. I just want to make it a little bit happier.”
“Life’s too short to not be laughing every day.”
“I’m just trying to make people forget their problems for a little while.”
“If you can’t laugh at yourself, then you need to relax and enjoy life.”
“I’m just a big kid who never grew up.”
“Laughter is the key to a good life.”
“I’m just trying to make people smile and forget their troubles.”
“If you can make someone laugh, you can make their day.”
“I’m just a regular guy who got lucky.”
“Laughter is the best medicine and I’m a doctor.”
“I just want to make people forget their worries for a little while.”
“If you can’t laugh at yourself, then who can you laugh at?”
“I’m just a guy who likes to make people laugh and have a good time.”
“Life’s too short to take seriously.”
“Laughter is the best way to get through the day.”
“I’m just a regular guy who got lucky and found a microphone.”
“If you’re not laughing, you’re missing out.”
“I never wanted to be anything other than a comedian.”
“You can’t control what happens in life, but you can control how you react to it.”
“I just want to make people smile and forget their problems for a little while.”
“I’m just a big kid who never grew up.”
“Laughter is the best medicine. I’m a pharmacy.”
“If you can’t laugh at the absurdity of life, then you’re taking it too seriously.”
“I’m just a funny guy who likes to make people happy.”
“Life’s too short to not enjoy every moment.”
“I’m not trying to be a role model. I’m just trying to make people laugh.”
“If you can make someone laugh, you can make their day better.”
“I’m just a regular guy who found a way to make a living by making people laugh.”
“Laughter is the only thing that makes sense in this crazy world.”
“I’m just here to make people forget their worries for a little while.”
“If you’re not laughing, you’re doing it wrong.”
“I’m just a guy who likes to make people smile and feel good.”
“Life’s too short to not be having fun.”
“I’m just a comedian who got lucky.”
“If you can’t laugh at yourself, then who can you laugh at?”
“I’m just trying to be the funny guy in the room.”
“Laughter is the best way to deal with life’s problems.”
“I’m just a regular guy who loves to make people laugh.”
“If you’re not laughing, you’re not really living.”
“I’m just a big kid at heart.”
“Laughter is the key to happiness.”
“I’m just a guy who found his calling in comedy.”
“If you can’t laugh at life, then you’re taking it too seriously.”
“I’m just trying to make people happy one laugh at a time.”
“Life’s too short to not be yourself.”
“I’m just a guy who likes to make people smile.”
“If you’re not having a good time, then you’re doing it wrong.”
“I’m just here to make people laugh and have a good time.”
“Laughter is what keeps me going.”
“I’m just a funny guy who got lucky with a microphone.”
“If you can’t laugh at yourself, then you need to loosen up.”
“I’m just trying to make people forget their problems for a little while.”
“Life’s too short to not be enjoying it every day.”
“I’m just a regular guy who loves to make people laugh.”
“If you’re not laughing, you’re missing out on life.”
“I’m just a big kid who never grew up.”
“Laughter is the best way to get through the tough times.”
“I’m just trying to bring joy to people’s lives.”
“If you can’t laugh at the world, then you’re taking it too seriously.”
“I’m just a comedian who got lucky with a platform.”
“Life’s too short to not be having fun.”
“I’m just a guy who loves to make people laugh and forget their worries.”
“If you’re not laughing, then you’re missing out on the best part of life.”
“I’m just a regular guy who found his passion in comedy.”
“Laughter is the best way to deal with stress.”
“I’m just trying to make people smile and forget their problems.”
“If you can’t laugh at the absurdity of life, then you’re not seeing it clearly.”
“I’m just a funny guy who never takes himself too seriously.”
“Life’s too short to not be enjoying every moment.”
“I’m just a regular guy who found his way to comedy.”
“If you’re not laughing, you’re doing it wrong.”
“I’m just trying to make people happy with a few laughs.”
“Laughter is the best medicine and I’m a doctor.”
“I’m just a guy who loves to make people smile.”
“If you can’t laugh at the world, then you need to find a way to cope with it.”
“I’m just a comedian who loves to make people happy.”
“Life’s too short to not be enjoying it every day.”
“I’m just here to make people forget their worries for a little while.”
“If you’re not laughing, then you’re not really living.”
“I’m just a regular guy who loves to make people laugh.”
“Laughter is what keeps me going through the tough times.”
“I’m just trying to make people smile.”
“If you can’t laugh at the chaos of life, then you’re taking it too seriously.”
“I’m just a guy who found his calling in comedy.”
“Life’s too short to not be yourself and enjoy it.”
“I’m just here to make people happy one laugh at a time.”
“If you’re not laughing, then you’re missing out on the best part of life.”
“I’m just a regular guy who found his passion in making people laugh.”
“Laughter is the key to happiness and peace of mind.”
“I’m just a funny guy who never takes life too seriously.”
“If you can’t laugh at yourself, then you need to lighten up.”
“I’m just a guy who loves to make people smile and forget their worries.”
“Life’s too short to not be enjoying every moment.”
“I’m just trying to make people forget their problems for a little while.”
“If you’re not laughing, then you’re not really living.”
“I’m just a regular guy who found his way to comedy.”
“Laughter is what keeps us sane in this crazy world.”
“I’m just here to make people happy and forget their worries.”
“If you can’t laugh at life’s absurdity, then you’re missing the point.”
“I’m just a funny guy who loves to make people laugh.”
“Life’s too short to not be enjoying it every day.”
“I’m just a guy who found his calling in making people laugh.”
“If you’re not laughing, then you’re doing it wrong.”
“I’m just trying to make people forget their worries for a little while.”
“Laughter is the best way to deal with life’s challenges.”
“I’m just a regular guy who loves to make people smile.”
“If you can’t laugh at the chaos of the world, then you’re not seeing it clearly.”
“I’m just a guy who loves to make people laugh and forget their troubles.”
“Life’s too short to not be enjoying it every day.”
“I’m just here to bring some joy to people’s lives.”
“If you’re not laughing, then you’re not really living.”
“I’m just a regular guy who got lucky and found a way to make people laugh.”
“If you’re not laughing, then you’re not really living.”
“I’m just a big kid at heart who never grew up.”
“Laughter is the best way to get through the day.”
“I never wanted to be anything other than a comedian.”
“If you can’t laugh at yourself, then you’re taking life too seriously.”
“I’m just a funny guy who loves to make people smile.”
“Life’s too short to not be having fun.”
“I’m just trying to make people forget their worries for a little while.”
“If you’re not having a good time, then you’re doing it wrong.”
“Laughter is the key to happiness and success.”
“I’m just a guy who loves to make people happy.”
“You can’t control what happens in life, but you can control how you react to it.”
“I’m just a regular guy who found his calling in comedy.”
“If you can make someone laugh, you can make their day.”
“I’m just a comedian who got lucky with a microphone.”
“Life’s too short to not be enjoying it every day.”
“Laughter is what keeps us sane in this crazy world.”
“I’m just here to make people forget their worries for a little while.”
“If you can’t laugh at the absurdity of life, then you’re taking it too seriously.”
“I’m just a regular guy who loves to make people laugh.”
“Life’s too short to not be yourself.”
“Laughter is the best medicine.”
“I’m just trying to be funny and make people happy.”
“If you can’t laugh at yourself, then you need to lighten up.”
“I’m just a guy who found his way to comedy.”
“Laughter is what gets us through the tough times.”
“I’m just a funny guy who never took life too seriously.”
“Life’s too short to not be enjoying every moment.”
“I’m just trying to bring joy to people’s lives.”
“If you’re not laughing, then you’re not really living.”
“I’m just a regular guy who likes to make people smile.”
“Laughter is the best way to deal with life’s problems.”
“I’m just a comedian who got lucky with a platform.”
“Life’s too short to not be having fun.”
“I’m just trying to make people forget their problems for a little while.”
“If you can’t laugh at yourself, then you need to relax.”
“I’m just a guy who loves to make people laugh.”
“Laughter is the key to happiness and peace of mind.”
“I’m just a funny guy who never grew up.”
“If you’re not laughing, then you’re not really living.”
“I’m just a guy who likes to make people smile.”
“Laughter is what keeps me going through the tough times.”
“I’m just a regular guy who loves to make people happy.”
“If you can’t laugh at the chaos of life, then you’re taking it too seriously.”
“I’m just trying to be myself and make people happy.”
“Laughter is the best way to deal with stress.”
“I’m just a guy who loves to make people smile and forget their worries.”
“If you’re not laughing, then you’re not really living.”
“I’m just a regular guy who got lucky.”
“Laughter is what keeps us going in this crazy world.”
“I’m just a funny guy who found his calling in comedy.”
“If you can’t laugh at the world, then you need to find a way to cope with it.”
“I’m just a guy who loves to make people happy.”
“Life’s too short to not be yourself and enjoy it.”
“Laughter is the best way to get through the day.”
“I’m just a comedian who got lucky with a microphone.”
“If you’re not laughing, you’re missing out on life.”
“I’m just trying to make people smile and forget their problems.”
“Laughter is what keeps us sane in this world.”
“I’m just a regular guy who never took himself too seriously.”
“If you can’t laugh at yourself, then you need to loosen up.”
“I’m just a funny guy who got lucky with a career.”
“Life’s too short to not be enjoying every day.”
“Laughter is what gets us through the hard times.”
“I’m just here to make people forget their worries for a little while.”
“If you can’t laugh at the absurdity of life, then you’re not seeing it clearly.”
“I’m just a guy who loves to make people laugh and feel good.”
“Life’s too short to not be having fun.”
“Laughter is the key to happiness and peace of mind.”
“I’m just a regular guy who found his way to comedy.”
“If you’re not laughing, then you’re not really living.”
“I’m just a comedian who got lucky.”
“Laughter is the best way to deal with stress.”
“I’m just trying to make people forget their problems for a little while.”
“If you can’t laugh at yourself, then you need to relax and enjoy life.”
“I’m just a regular guy who found his passion in comedy.”
“Laughter is what keeps us going through the tough times.”
“I’m just a funny guy who loves to make people smile.”
“If you’re not laughing, then you’re doing it wrong.”
“I’m just here to make people forget their worries for a little while.”
“Laughter is what keeps us sane in this crazy world.”
“I’m just a regular guy who loves to make people happy.”
“If you can’t laugh at the world, then you need to find a way to cope with it.”
“I’m just a comedian who found his way to success through humor.”
“Laughter is the key to enjoying life.”
“I’m just a big kid who never grew up.”
“If you can’t laugh at yourself, then you’re taking life too seriously.”
“I’m just a guy who found his calling in comedy.”
“Laughter is what keeps us going through the tough times.”
“I’m just trying to make people smile and forget their worries.”
“If you’re not laughing, then you’re not really living.”
“I’m just a regular guy who got lucky with a microphone.”
“Laughter is the best way to deal with stress and challenges.”
“I’m just a funny guy who loves to make people happy.”
“If you can’t laugh at the chaos of the world, then you’re not seeing it clearly.”
“I’m just here to make people forget their worries for a little while.”
“Laughter is what gets us through the hard times.”
“I’m just a guy who loves to make people smile.”
“If you’re not laughing, then you’re not really living.”
“If you can’t laugh at yourself, then who can you laugh at?”
“I’m just a regular guy who found his way to comedy.”
“Laughter is the best way to deal with the world.”
“If you’re not laughing, then you’re missing out.”
“I’m just trying to make people forget their problems for a little while.”
“Life’s too short to not enjoy every moment.”
“I’m just a big kid who never grew up.”
“Laughter is what keeps me going.”
“I’m just here to make people smile and forget their worries.”
“If you can’t laugh at the absurdity of life, then you’re taking it too seriously.”
“I’m just a guy who loves to make people happy.”
“Laughter is the best medicine, and I’m a pharmacist.”
“I’m just trying to bring joy to people’s lives.”
“Life’s too short to not be yourself.”
“I’m just a regular guy who loves to make people laugh.”
“Laughter is what makes everything better.”
“If you’re not having a good time, then you’re doing it wrong.”
“I’m just a comedian who got lucky with a microphone.”
“Laughter is the key to happiness.”
“I’m just a guy who likes to make people smile.”
“If you can’t laugh at the world, then you’re not seeing it clearly.”
“I’m just trying to make people forget their worries for a little while.”
“Life’s too short to not be enjoying it every day.”
“I’m just a funny guy who never took life too seriously.”
“Laughter is what keeps us going through the tough times.”
“I’m just a regular guy who got lucky.”
“If you can’t laugh at yourself, then you need to relax.”
“I’m just here to make people happy.”
“Laughter is what makes us human.”
“I’m just a guy who found his way to comedy.”
“If you’re not laughing, then you’re not really living.”
“Laughter is the best way to get through the day.”
“I’m just a comedian who loves to make people smile.”
“Life’s too short to not be enjoying every moment.”
“I’m just a regular guy who found his passion in comedy.”
“Laughter is what keeps us sane in this world.”
“I’m just a funny guy who never grew up.”
“If you can’t laugh at yourself, then you need to lighten up.”
“I’m just trying to make people forget their worries for a little while.”
“Laughter is what keeps me going through the tough times.”
“I’m just a guy who loves to make people laugh and feel good.”
“Life’s too short to not be enjoying every day.”
“Laughter is the key to happiness and peace of mind.”
“I’m just a regular guy who found his calling in comedy.”
“If you can’t laugh at the absurdity of life, then you’re not seeing it clearly.”
“I’m just here to make people smile and forget their worries.”
“Laughter is what gets us through the hard times.”
“I’m just a big kid at heart.”
“Life’s too short to not be yourself.”
“Laughter is the best way to deal with life’s challenges.”
“I’m just a regular guy who got lucky with a career.”
“If you can’t laugh at the world, then you need to find a way to cope with it.”
“I’m just here to make people happy one laugh at a time.”
“Laughter is what keeps us sane in this crazy world.”
“I’m just a comedian who found his way to success through humor.”
“Life’s too short to not be having fun.”
“If you’re not laughing, you’re missing out on life.”
“Laughter is the key to enjoying life.”
“I’m just trying to make people forget their problems for a little while.”
“Life’s too short to not be yourself and enjoy it.”
“Laughter is what keeps us going through the tough times.”
“I’m just a regular guy who found his passion in comedy.”
“If you can’t laugh at the world, then you need to find a way to cope with it.”
“I’m just a funny guy who loves to make people happy.”
“Life’s too short to not be enjoying every moment.”
“Laughter is the best medicine, and I’m a pharmacy.”
“I’m just here to make people smile.”
“If you can’t laugh at the chaos of the world, then you’re not seeing it clearly.”
“I’m just a regular guy who loves to make people laugh and feel good.”
“Laughter is what keeps us sane in this crazy world.”